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favorite picture of myself ever
Apr 24, 2014

favorite picture of myself ever

Apr 24, 2014 / 104,699 notes

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

(via circumcising)

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”
Apr 24, 2014 / 44,011 notes

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

(via captainlucifer)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school
Apr 24, 2014 / 27,755 notes

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

(via bewbin)

Apr 24, 2014 / 17,765 notes

Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u
Apr 24, 2014 / 586,910 notes

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(via coolator)

Apr 24, 2014 / 17,919 notes

kushaw:

developing an embarrassing crush more like

image

(via biological-warfare)

Apr 24, 2014 / 275,313 notes

hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

The last screenshot tho

(via biological-warfare)

Apr 24, 2014 / 398,729 notes

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(via asvprock)

Apr 24, 2014 / 548 notes

tolzmannia:

How does Captain America like his Coca-Cola?

With just ice.

(via ejaculot)